FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT.

It doesn't crash the game but it the contest automatically ends once a single step is taken.

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:56:25 -0500

@the anon who had the bug catching contest issue, did you talk to the guy in the south entrance of the park? because that guy will crash your game. however the guy in the east entrance won't (or at least didn't for me).

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:47:45 -0500

I was just wondering about two glitches I've encountered in the game. The first is that if I am to get anyone's number, as soon as I move into an area they will literally call every step until their number is deleted. The other one is the game either crashes or automatically ends if I am to enter the bug catching contest. Does anyone else experience that problem or is it just me? I also haven't encountered the glitch in Goldenrod. I use KiGB instead of VBA if that makes a difference.

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 19:48:58 -0500

The phone number one I had never heard of. The bug catching one I believe I have documented somewhere on the blog.

unfortunately, I left it at home. I'm currently away at college. But as far as memory serves, it looked like the legit cartridges, only that for Crystal, the cartridge was yellow.

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 12:04:27 -0600

omg I used to play this bootleg when I was a kid! My dad got it for me when he went back to Vietnam for a business trip, came across it, and thought it was legit, so he ended up buying it.

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 00:09:46 -0600

Haha really? Can you share some pics of the cartridge?

Do you know of anywhere I could get the cartridge?

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:43:56 -0600

I’ve heard that you can find cartridges of it on eBay’s UK site. I don’t know if that’s true any more.

Also, I know there’s a device out there that lets you load ROMs onto cartridges. (Lame Boy, I think it was called?)

Volcano Bakemeat. (:

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 02:01:07 -0600

AARRGH HOW DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY REBLOGGING STUFF ON ACCIDENT TO THIS BLOG IM SORRREEEE :(

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 13:52:01 -0600

AARRGH HOW DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY REBLOGGING STUFF ON ACCIDENT TO THIS BLOG

IM SORRREEEE :(

thebattlefrontier: Vietnamese Crystal episode 40: I know why...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 17:29:57 -0500

thebattlefrontier:

Vietnamese Crystal episode 40: I know why the caged Lugia sings (by InvaderNebu)

as always, reblog if you enjoyed!

thebattlefrontier: Vietnamese Crystal - Episode 38: Burn, baby,...

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 13:27:06 -0500

thebattlefrontier:

Vietnamese Crystal - Episode 38: Burn, baby, burn! (by InvaderNebu)

reblogs, likes, etc appreciated :D

thebattlefrontier: Vietnamese Crystal: Episode 37 - You’re so...

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 21:58:11 -0500

thebattlefrontier:

Vietnamese Crystal: Episode 37 - You’re so Toxic (by InvaderNebu)

thebattlefrontier: Let’s Play Vietnamese Crystal: Episode 16 -...

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:19:08 -0500

thebattlefrontier:

Let’s Play Vietnamese Crystal: Episode 16 - She blinded me with… psychic? (by InvaderNebu)

thebattlefrontier: Let’s Play Vietnamese Crystal Episode 35 -...

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 18:14:41 -0500

thebattlefrontier:

Let’s Play Vietnamese Crystal Episode 35 - Flower Power (by InvaderNebu)

Shrek

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:53:59 -0500

Didn’t really mean to reblog him to this blog but it’s been up for hours so I guess I’ll just leave it there???

eldritchkraken: This thing never fails to make me laugh The...

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:05:51 -0500

eldritchkraken:

This thing never fails to make me laugh

The expression on his face

It’s like he just knows you’re going to love it

WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY NOTES

?!??!?

Was translating the moves and items frustrating? Also, what was the funniest piece of text in this train wreck of a game?

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 10:10:49 -0500

To answer your first question: sometimes. For moves, it’s really a game of memory and cross referencing. I play Pokemon so much that I have most of the movepools of Pokemon I use frequently (i.e. the ones you see me use throughout this blog) by heart, and the ones I didn’t I could easily look up on Bulbapedia or Serebii.
The items, on the other hand, were genuinely frustrating, since there were a lot of items named the same (every other item named pole) or just incomprehensible gibberish. Especially so when it’s items that can crash your game if you interact with them in any way, even depositing it in your PC.

To answer the second? Hard to say, but I’ll choose “MY DANCE MACHINE STARTS TO REACT”.

This appeared when I was training my GES.

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:46:39 -0500

This appeared when I was training my GES.

What is your 5 favorite Pokemon from all the gens and why?

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 03:02:07 -0500

Gen I: Gengar, because it’s one of the first Ghost Pokemon, it’s badass, and there’s a million different strategies you can use with it.

Gen II: Quagsire, because it’s loveably derpy and Water/Ground is my favorite type combination.

Gen III: Swampert, for pretty much the same reasons as Quagsire.

Gen IV: Abomasnow. I’ve never played Gen IV games, but its ability seems pretty cool and it looks kinda like Cthulhu.

Gen V: Joltik, because it’s cute, it’s based on arachnids, and I love its unique typing.

My adventure of writing the item/attack translation sheet. WARNING: TL;DR

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 22:29:35 -0500

Back in ‘11, when I was having a real downer of a day/night, a friend called me to tell me he had found something amazing that he wanted me to watch. It was this: http://www.youtube.com/user/DeliciousCinnamon

These two guys in the video are playing through a bootleg copy of Pokemon Crystal that was APPARENTLY translated from Japanese, into another language, and then into English by a third party and sold in Vietnam back before it had come out in North America. For the complete background story behind the origins of this game, go here: http://forums.extralives.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=368

The translations are so terrible that I was dying laughing throughout the entire course of the video. My friend and I were still on the phone while watching it, and after the first one was done I told him we had to keep watching. At the time there were 16 parts uploaded, and over the course of 2 or 3 days we watched all of them together. Needless to say, I cheered right up.

As we were watching, I was curious to see what the other NPCs (ones not featured in the videos) would say if you talked to them. So, I downloaded the ROM myself (their videos contain links to it if you’re interested) and started playing.

I softmodded my PSP back in ‘10 when I should have been studying (oops), so I stuck the ROM in MasterBoy and started playing the game on it during my daily trips to/from school. As is evidenced in the videos, the item names are screwed up and some of the descriptions are none too helpful. As is also evidenced in the videos, the attack names are REALLY screwed up, which is pretty bad when your Pokemon levels up, tries to learn a new move, and you have no idea what the hell it’s trying to learn unless you look up what move it’s supposed to learn on Serebii or whatever. And since in-game strategies usually correspond to little more than “switch out to whatever is super effective against what your opponent is about to switch to”, it was frustrating not being able to do that since the Pokémon had new, unfamiliar names (i.e. Pidgey is LAP).

I got tired of having a billion and one Serebii.net and Bulbapedia tabs open when all I wanted to do was learn a new move or use an item in my bag or cheaply defeat my opponents, so I started recording what the items, attacks, and Pokemon actually were — i.e. DRUG was Potion, etc. I recorded in-game descriptions, too, since some of the items in Vietnamese Crystal had the same names (for example, there are 21 items named POLE).

At the time I started recording this, I couldn’t find a pre-existing master list out there for all of the items/attacks/Pokemon in the game. I then made it my mission to create one.

As I progressed through the game, every time I picked up an item, I would look up a guide for the area I was in to see what that item corresponded to if the description didn’t make sense. Then, the completionist in me kicked in, and I copied a list of all the items in NTSC Crystal, and filled in “translations” for them as I came across them in the game.

I knew I could have just used an emulator with Gameshark capabilities to make this a lot easier, but I decided that wouldn’t be nearly as fun. As I was compiling my list of items I had yet to get, some problems presented themselves:

1) There are some items which I remembered could only be obtained by trading Pokemon over from red/blue/yellow/green. i.e. Trade a Jigglypuff from Blue, and then in Crystal it will be holding a Polkadotbow, which cannot otherwise be obtained in-game.

2) There are some items which can only be obtained by mystery gift, i.e. scope lens and eon mail.

3) There are some items which can only be obtained by using Thief on Pokemon which only have a 10% or less encounter rate, and even then, their drop rate was only 8%.

The first one, I figured, wasn’t that big a deal: I could just copy my save data back onto my computer and use the emulator TGB Dual (http://www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/gameboy/tgbdual.html), which allows you to play two games at once and simulate link-cable connectivity between them. The second one I decided I just wouldn’t include in my guide. The third one was going to take me FOREVER. So, naturally, I started tackling the first problem.

I already had a copy of Pokemon Yellow on my computer, but some of the Pokemon I needed to trade were things like Articuno, Chansey, etc, which show up late in the game. No problem, I just needed some save states. I found a save state with a complete Pokedex and most of the Pokemon I needed in the PC. Wonderful! Everything was good to go. I set up my two games, took them into the Time Capsule, sat the two characters at the table, and started up the trading process.

And then this happened in Yellow: Pic: http://gyazo.com/ee6e54ecc0c0775a04f173d54298bc12.png

Ohh dear.

Yellow was frozen at this point, and the Crystal player was automatically booted from the trading screen, but she could still walk around freely and the game was functioning normally (well, as normally as a bootleg copy can, anyway). My first instinct said that it was a problem with one of the Pokemon in my Crystal party. No big deal, I thought, I’ll just try sticking some other ones in my party that are Yellow-compatible.

Still no luck.

I was getting pretty upset at this point, I couldn’t think of anything else I could do to change this. I remembered trading between Gold and Blue countless times as a young child with no problems, so I had never quite honed my skills at debugging cross-generational trading.

Then it hit me: Vietnamese Crystal is essentially a patched Japanese Crystal. DERP

So, of course, I set out to find a Japanese Yellow rom. That part was easy enough. The hard part was that I could not find any save states for this game, anywhere. NTSC save states don’t work on it, and I did not want to sit there and play through Yellow in Japanese just to get an Articuno and trade it to Crystal. This was when I gave in and went for Gameshark codes… on the Japanese Yellow, of course!

This is where things got tricky: Japanese Yellow codes are different from NTSC Yellow codes. NTSC yellow codes literally don’t do anything to the Japanese game. Lucky for me, GameFAQs has an FAQ specifically for Japanese Yellow gameshark codes: http://www.gamefaqs.com/gameboy/198314-pokemon-yellow-version-special-pikachu-edition/faqs/5809

“Oh boy,” I thought when I loaded it, “my problems end here!” There were codes listed in this FAQ that can change a Pokemon in your party’s species to whatever species you want. So, I started a new game in Yellow, caught a few Pidgeys and Rattatas, and changed them to Chansey, Articuno, Jigglypuff, and a few others. I went back into the trading room… and sure enough, it didn’t crash! I traded my Pikachu over to Crystal smoothly. Things were looking up!

Then, I attempted to trade my Chansey, which used to be a Pidgey. I had no idea what any of the menus in this part of the game even said, but by the placement of each option I knew what I was selecting — until when I tried to trade, the trade automatically cancelled itself. I couldn’t read the error message, because I can’t read Japanese, and my Crystal was unintelligible.

So I left to go investigate what was wrong with my Yellow pokemon. I deposited a few in my PC, and when I checked my party again, I noticed I had spots taken up by a Pokemon with a blank name, level 0, and a blank HP bar, that I could not select to check its stats/move/etc. What the heck was going on?

I went and caught some more wild Pidgeys to try and take up those slots and see if that would rectify the problem. After depositing them, I realized it did not.

Crap. The GS code had screwed up my Yellow rom, and I couldn’t even trade anything in those slots.

I decided to put Chansey in the first party slot, where my legit Pikachu used to be, and try again. Still no luck. I restarted my Yellow file to get rid of the glitchy slots and determine a new course of action.

After pondering what to do for a few minutes, I remembered that there were NTSC Gameshark codes available that let you encounter any wild Pokemon you want. I figured that would be a great idea, perhaps if I encountered it and caught it, the game might recognize it as being legit.

Another problem presented itself here: The Yellow Gameshark FAQ had no such code, and I could not find this Yellow code anywhere else. The NTSC code did not do it.

I was right about ready to give up, until I had one last idea: What about Pokemon Green codes? That game was Japan-only, so there wouldn’t be any NTSC-related Google results to confuse me. The games are from the same generation, so there was a chance of it working. I found this on good ol’ Serebii’s site: http://www.serebii.net/green/gameshark.shtml — The code I needed was right there! I decided the first one I would try was Articuno.

I plugged it into my Yellow, gave myself maximum master balls, ran around in the grass until a wild Pokemon came up. Sure enough, it was Articuno.

YEAH!

I caught the Articuno, and ran to the trading room, set my Crystal up, and tried trading one last time. It worked. Crystal now had an Articuno with Brightpowder attached. I was feeling way too accomplished for doing something so worthless.

So, I did that for all the remaining Yellow-only items, and decided to call it a night.

The next day, I finished getting every find-able item in the game, except for those in Problem #3. There were only four items left to get: Thick Club from Cubone/Marowak, Big Mushroom from Paras, Silverpowder from Butterfree, and Lucky Egg from Chansey. The last three only had 10% encounter rates in their respective areas where Cubone/Marowak was 40%, so I tried for that one first.

I used Thief 60 times (I counted) and did not get one item. I was not about to do that all over again for Pokemon that only had 1/4 the encounter rate. So, I found Japanese Crystal codes (http://www.gamefaqs.com/gbc/375087-pokemon-crystal-version/faqs/13410) that put any item you want in your inventory, and gave myself those four.. as well as the items in Problem #2. My item guide was done!

Then I remembered, I was also planning on making a list of all the moves. Whoops. There were only 100-odd items, but there were 251 attacks.

I was not about to catch every Pokemon in the game and raise them so as to learn what all their attacks were; I had exams to study for (which conveniently didn’t stop me from starting this in the first place)! I decided to use the Gameshark for this one too. I knew that there were codes out there that could change your Pokemon’s attacks to whatever you wanted, so I looked for those.

Couldn’t find them. The GameFAQs guide (http://www.gamefaqs.com/gbc/375087-pokemon-crystal-version/faqs/13410) only has those codes for the NTSC version, which I tried to no avail.

“No problem,” I thought, “I can just look up the codes for Japanese Gold/Silver and try those!” That didn’t work either — apparently that only works in Gen 1 games. Crystal used different codes than G/S (which makes sense in retrospect considering it was developed for an entirely different handheld console).

I was out of ideas. I could not find these move-editing codes anywhere. I was right about to call it quits on the moves list, until I took another long look at some of the codes that were available in the Crystal gameshark guide:

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1st Pokemon Infinite HP: 91ffc8dc 91ffcadc

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1st Pokemon: Max Attacks:91ffbcdc 91ffbddc 91ffbedc

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1st Pokemon: Max Level: 9163c4dc

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1st Pokemon: Max Stats: 91ffccdc 91ffcedc 91ffd4dc 91ffd2dc 91ffd0dc

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2nd Pokemon: Infinite HP:91fff8dc 91fffadc

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2nd Pokemon: Max Attacks:91ffecdc 91ffeddc 91ffeedc 91ffefdc

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2nd Pokemon: Max Level: 91fff4dc

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2nd Pokemon: Max Stats: 91fffcdc 91fffedc 91ff02dd 91ff04dd 91ff00dd

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From what little I remember about memory addressing and hex values from my days in computer engineering class, I figured out a pattern for memory storage in this game. “1st Pokemon Infinite HP” really means that the first pokemon in your party will have 255 hp. FF corresponds to 255, so I figured the third and fourth slots correspond to what value you want. All the “1st Pokemon” codes end in DC, and then codes that end in DC start covering attributes for your second pokemon, so I assumed the attribute code for the first pokemon should end in DC. I wasn’t sure what 91 did, but since all these codes contained the 91, I figured it was best not to change it. That meant that the 5th and 6th digit determined the pokemon’s attribute to edit, and the last 4 numbers determined the memory address. If only I hadn’t taken computer engineering 4 whole years prior to that time, this probably could have been a lot simpler and more cohererent, but my memory kinda blows.

Anyway, I knew that the attack Pound (or PAT in Vietnamese Crystal) corresponded to a hex value of 01, so I changed the 3rd and 4th digit to 01. I set the 5th and 6th digits to 00, and kept the first two and end two as 91 and dc. In my emulator’s code editor, I changed the 5th and 6th digits in increments of 4, checked my Typhlosion’s moveset to see if it had PAT in any of its slots, and increased by another 4 if it didn’t (this was assuming that the memory addresses where moves are stored were all consecutive, of course, but I didn’t want to have to try 256 addresses when I could just try 64).

Sure enough, eventually I found the address — which I almost missed, but when I noticed that Cut was no longer an option when selecting my Typhlosion, I knew I had struck gold! Just in case anyone out there will ever care about this EVER, here are the codes:

1st poke, 1st attack slot

91xxA7DC

1st poke, 2nd attack slot

91xxA8DC

1st poke, 3rd attack slot

91xxA9DC

1st poke, 4th attack slot

91xxAADC

I’m sure there was a simpler way to figure out these codes, but this worked for me, someone who has never used a Gameshark or messed around with a ROM ever, in her life. :P

Long story short, once I found these addresses, I changed the “xx” to hex values corresponding to moves I hadn’t recorded yet, and wrote down what I saw. I did this until I had finally covered all 251 of them.

The end result is here: https://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?hl=en&hl=en&key=0ArkzFjoaZsGndEhidTlKMGZKVEZtcEVZLVFjQllXVUE&output=html

This spreadsheet contains translations for every attack and every item (but not every Pokemon because an anonymous Pastebin user has already got that covered: http://pastebin.com/RLkndsdV )

I first shared this with staff members at Serebii’s chat, because they loaded it up and got a good laugh out of some of the move descriptions.

So yeah, watch DeliciousCinnamon’s videos, because those two make a pretty entertaining walkthrough of this already-hilarious game. Download the game yourself if you want to get a kick out of even more ridiculous dialogue that they don’t cover in their vids. And use my spreadsheet if you don’t want to load 938498r9495 tabs just to figure out what corresponds to what.

I won’t be surprised if my friendslist total drops a bit because of this note. But there you have it.

I’d like to thank everyone who listened to me go on and on and on and on and on AND ON about this game and my projects surrounding it.

thebattlefrontier: New episode of Viet Crystal! We explore...

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 00:46:11 -0600

thebattlefrontier:

New episode of Viet Crystal! We explore routes 45-46 in here.